(I'm) So Restless (I Could Eat A Stapler)

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Don't like being treated by a pre-school kid
Wanna feed them a staple sandwich
Drinking NyQuil on the phone to a homerec drone
Eat Cheez Whiz through a straw, Don't mean I'm a tart, eh?

I put midgets in the salt and pepper shakers
They play the bongos so
'Congo' scared my coffee-drinking cat so

Blowing up bubbles on the radio
Speakers made of tin
So flip it over for a barbecue radio if you feel like it

Jelly was a nit-wit twin cracker wins the bob round the dilly-o
Pickles spent oh the wary time washer tellin' Jelly played bingo


from The Sophomoric andre​.​W, released November 25, 2011
andre.W: vocal, drums, bass
Sissy Pearl: recorder

written by andre.W



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